Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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