My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I am never drinking with the goths again.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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