Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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