fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
im typing and i feel like my hands are on backwards.
Stop texting me, I'm right here.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Randomize
