loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
This is my gift to your gina
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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