I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
The cab driver had me sign for the payment and I was like give me a second while I throw up right outside your door.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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