Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Blood and glitter go together right?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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