if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
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