come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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