i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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