theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Can't talk, ducks in the car
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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