well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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