Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
Randomize
