How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
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