Pappa wants mamma naked
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
So I'm driving and this guy next to me at the stop light is reving his engine and honking at me. Motherfucker thinks that's because I'm asian and drive a honda I'm automatically going to race him
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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