NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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