so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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