these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
You left your phone here
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