Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
i believe in u and ur pee
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