So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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