There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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