My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
So the same day I accidentally bought waterproof mascara is the day I accidentally had shower sex. The world is finally on my side.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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