Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
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