You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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