Dual....:-)
if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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