Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
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