quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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