I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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