belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
gail simmons from food & wine magazine just heard me order my plan b pill
did you ask her what wine to pair it with?
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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