I'm really into asian looking animals
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
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