They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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