Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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