its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It was not a dingleberry, it was a dinglemelon
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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