I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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