Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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