no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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