Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Randomize
