took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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