I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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