Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
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