there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
