Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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