I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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