the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Don't make out with my wife yet
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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