Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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