what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
