Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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