i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
She said her name was "party"
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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