I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
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