after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
Kids I used to babysit are now fuckable members of my social media periphery.. Getting old sucks
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
the raccoons are back...
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