have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
So this was during drunk golfing. She started wacking me off on the ninth hole and an old couple rolls up next to us. And Says "hey gu- oh my golly" and while my penis is in her hand I'm like "sorry you guys can play through"
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
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