Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
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Oh Jesus.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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