just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Shit. I'm running the whole hotel right now. The front desk girl had to run home because she left her vibrator on the counter and her brother, mom, and grandmother surprised her and are showing up to her place before she gets off work. This will end badly no matter what.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
Randomize
